May 2013
alabasterbones:
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
urbancatfitters:
i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
groovymuttations:
you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry
weirdteenblogger:
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
What I hate about being a girl:
little-drops-of-sunshine:
missrenaaa:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck...
jesuschristvevo:
*has you at gunpoint* LIKE MY SELFIE
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
fasterfood:
when people say “life is too short”
escape-to-anywhere:
watson-i-am-your-turtle:
christianborles:
so2460donewithyou:
the-eleventh-blog:
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
yes
yes
yes
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
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